As many of you know, the Super Bowl is this weekend and that means all across America people will be consuming the foulest, artery-clogging, heart-stopping, delicious food known to man.  And as we all know, for every disgustingly satisfying binge-fest there lies dire consequences at the other end of the tunnel.  So, this weekend (or Monday morning if you happen to have a slow metabolism) as you’re peering into the porcelain, wondering why it’s sinking or floating or why your neighbor’s Super Spicy Texas Chili burns so bad coming out the other end, you can find the answers you’re looking for over at PoopReport.com.

PoopReport.com answers any questions you may want to know about your bowel movements, below are just a few examples…

What causes giant logs?

How poop works…

And even settling your woes about Asscrackitis.

So, this Super Bowl Sunday (or Toilet Bowl Monday), don’t be left in the dark.  Get the facts at PoopReport.com.

http://www.poopreport.com/